Moob Awareness
By John K. Neon
Defined in the Urban Dictionary as:
The flabby breasts of a man.
Man + Boob = Moob
I have decided it is about time everyone became more aware of this issue.
This is a reminder to all men out there that moobs are unsightly, unhealthy and I expect a bit of a turn off for women.
Moobs form on men with a lifestyle of excess.
I for one have let myself go a little and I know I am not alone.
Come on men, lets cut back on that sugar/fat/alcohol and eat a little less.
By reducing you man boobs you will live longer, you’ll look sexier and you wont look like a fat bastard as much.
Seriously I’m going to cut down the chocolate, cheesecakes and crisps and do interesting things with fruit and veg instead. It does not mean giving up the things you like, it just means eating less of them. It is easily doable by all.
The solution: Eat less all round to reduce daily calory intake.
About the author
John K. Wasilewski is currently experiencing ‘moobs’ and wants rid of them as the summer is here. If you want to get rid of yours, just eat less food every day.
May 29th, 2009 at 11:16 am
i didnt know you had moobs can i see em b4 u get rid?